Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can't show my face in Morrisons.

Steven Poore
Some Similar Quotes
  1. Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. - Dr. Seuss

  2. The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole

  3. Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel. - Jean Racine

  4. Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more. - Jeannette Walls

  5. Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway. - Eric Idle

More Quotes By Steven Poore
  1. I wondered: if I was so hell-bent on chaos, why would I adopt a military rank? Perhaps there was a part of me that needed rules, needed regulations and order.

  2. Men may act as cruelly as dragons, but dragons will never act as men do.

  3. Never accept help from a dragon. Dragons do not offer help. They offer fate.

  4. This is what a castle sounded like when it died, and he knew he would never forget it.

  5. Here's a tragedy for you. Arca the Brave, one of the last heroes of Cape Magister, the man who held the line at the Usurper's Fields, who saw even the mighty Guhl fall and die... now he sleeps on my floor and begs for scraps...

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